When your biscuits are completely cool, make your royal icing. Simply mix the royal icing sugar and water together until you have a thick but usable consistency. Add in the black food colouring (this will thicken it up slightly as well) and mix until combined.
Spoon your colouring into a piping bag with a very tiny hole at the end. No need for a piping tip – just snip the end of your piping back off so that you have a very small hole.
Pipe the outline of your clapperboard and film cells first. Simply follow the shape of your biscuit, leaving a small gap from the edge. If you go too close to the edge, you risk the icing spilling over.
Do any further outlines you need if you have any extra shapes.
“Flood” the outline you have just made by filling the shape in with your royal icing. You don’t need to cover every square inch of your shape’s middle – simply use a cocktail stick to help spread the icing you have flooded, pushing it gently to the outline and filling all of your gaps.
Place your iced biscuits in the fridge for at least 4-5 hours, or overnight if possible, especially if you are piping the writing on rather than painting it.
When your sponges are completely cool, make the buttercream for your cake.
Beat the sugar to loosen it, then add in icing [confectioners] sugar a bit at a time, beating in between.
Add in your milk 1 tbsp at a time until you get a nice fluffy, soft consistency. You may not need all of the milk, depending on the temperature of your kitchen.
Dash a small amount of your buttercream onto your cake stand/board and place your first sponge on the top of it. Spread some buttercream over this sponge, then place the second one on top. Repeat for the third.
Spread some of your buttercream over and around the entire cake, filling in the gaps between the sponges and creating a crumb coat (a coating of buttercream that is thin enough that you can still see the cake through it).
Place your cake in the fridge.
Separate the rest of your buttercream into different bowls and add your chosen food colouring into each one, mixing each one well.
Get your cake from the fridge and spread patches of your different coloured buttercream all around and on top of your cake.
Boil some water and pour it into a tall jug.
Using a palette knife, smooth over your buttercream. This is most easy to do when you are holding the knife in a fist with your thumb at the bottom of the handle and you are rotating your cake stand around, holding the palette knife still and at a slight angle (edge leaning into the cake as if you are collecting the buttercream as you move the cake around).
Use your boiled water to warm the palette knife and clean it in between rotating the cake. This allows for a smoother finish.
If you are aiming for a finish similar to mine AKA more oil painting than flawless finish, hold your palette knife horizontally and press the tip of it into the buttercream gently, rotating your cake around, leaving a sort of trail in the buttercream. Move the tip of the knife up each time you reach the beginning point to cover the whole cake. Repeat on the top.
Place your cake back in the fridge.
When your biscuits are completely set, finish the decoration.
For the white icing, mix the royal icing sugar and water together and add the white food colouring.
If piping, transfer to another piping bag with a very small tip cut off at the end and pipe your writing. Get personal and creative with this part!
If painting, skip the royal icing and simply mix a splash of vodka with some white food colouring and use a very thin brush to paint on your writing/detail.
Once finished, place back in the fridge.
When everything is cooled and set, make an incision in the top of your cake and sit your biscuit clapperboard into it. If you have baked shortbread, take extra care!
Place the rest of your biscuits on and around your cake. You can use buttercream or royal icing as glue or even edible glue if you have any. Otherwise, stand/sit/lay your biscuits in any fashion you like!
Cut and serve. Enjoy!